grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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