Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize