I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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