i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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