If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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