ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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