Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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