Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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