i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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