There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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