I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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