Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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