We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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