I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He felt like a one man threesome
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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