im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Found the puke drawer
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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