People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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