I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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