YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize