Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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