You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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