So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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