I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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