like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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