i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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