Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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