The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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