so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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