So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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