I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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