You're a womanizer and a bitch.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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