I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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