I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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