i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
