I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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