I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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