im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
NoShamevember. You game?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
