It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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