My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
