good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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