thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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