Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I skipped work to stalk him.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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