Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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