So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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