My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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