redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize