their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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