i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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