This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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