Whod you bang
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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