gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
No subtext here. People are naked.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Another day, another engagement, another cat
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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