so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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