Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Found your dick twin last night
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
