How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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