He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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