Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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